Purehotty

I’m glad they went to college and proved to the world that they have brains. Actually being the richest kids in the world should have proved that or do their parents get the credit? Anyway… what was I getting at? Oh, right, Mary-Kate & Ashley are beautiful and smart and I love playing and replaying that scene from New York Minute when the guy from Supernatural walks in on the two girls in their robes and it all goes slow-mo.

Oh, god, I have to bite myself just to come back to reality.

Since Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen are always together, except recently, and they do everything together (or did), don’t you just want to know if they ever did it with each other? I know, incest = ick. But it’s a known male porn fantasy. I think it falls right under lesbians. #1: lesbians, #2: lesbian twin sisters, #3: lesbian sisters. Yup, I was right. Besides if the photographers always want them holding each other seductively, then they gotta be thinking the same thing as me…

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen didn’t do it for me until their later teen years. They were cute kids but dorky looking  adolescents. Since about 16 or 17 they’ve grown into a rather sexy set of twins…